Archive for: July, 2013

Words and phrases I'm kind of tired of hearing

Jul 26 2013 Published by under Potpourri

In no particular order:

1. conflate

2. straw man

3. manufactroversy (Ok, I've only seen this used once, but I knew right off the bat that it belonged on this list)

4. correlation does not imply causation

5. schematic

This list is not exhaustive. Feel free to add yours below.

 

 

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My other other name

Jul 24 2013 Published by under Asian Americanism

I have another persona and his name is Wayne. “Who is Wayne?” you ask. Wayne is the one that orders the pizza. He is the one that calls to make the restaurant reservations. Wayne likes his burgers with sauteed onions and peppers, but no cheese. Wayne gets his doppio over ice with one pump of classic syrup.

Yes, Wayne is my Starbucks name.

But, Wayne is more than just avoiding the inconvenience of having my name butchered. Wayne is for anonymity during those transient interactions with strangers. The exchange of pleasantries with the supermarket cashier. The recounting of his trip to Vietnam to his barber. Answering surveys for the free schwag.

Wayne is also for when I don’t feel like deciphering what someone means when they ask, “Where are you from?” Where am I from? Do you mean where was I born? That’d be two towns over. Did you mean where I grew up? Right down the road.

No, I know what you mean. “Where are you from from?”

http://youtu.be/crAv5ttax2I&start=61&w=480

This isn’t one of those “things only white people ask me” situations either. My Vietnamese mechanic in San Diego thought I was Mexican until I started speaking in our native tongue...and even then. The Dominican cashier at my neighborhood butcher listed off five Latin countries before I let her know that she was on the wrong side of the planet--let alone continent. The joys of racial ambiguity. Where are you from? The question could mean three different things to me, but always seems to mean the same thing to the people asking. This isn’t to say that I hate when people ask. It’s just not always the conversation I want to have. Nope, Wayne is low key and incognito. He doesn't quite pique people’s interest or invite questions the same way that Việt does.

But above all else, Wayne is escape...escape from a joke that’s plagued me my entire life.

No, my last name is not Nam, nor is it my brother’s name.

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"We got different social norms than yoooo-oouuuu..."

Jul 19 2013 Published by under Asian Americanism

Just a few things to clarify about the "Asians Eat Weird Things" music video:

1. Drinking fish sauce straight from the bottle? No one can handle that umami bomb.

umami-bomb_4764860_GIFSoup.com

2. That's doesn't look like nem nuong (nem nướng) @ 2:45. Nem nướng is grilled pork, that looks more like nem chua which is fermented, cured pork...and delicious.

Nem chua

3. "Hell no we ain't eating no dogs..." Maybe not in America, but in some parts of Vietnam my peoples do.

4. And how are the Fung Bros going to leave out tasty Lethocerus indicus pheromones (cà cuống)? or even the imitation stuff?

Lethocerus indicus

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Editing the third chapter of my thesis

Jul 18 2013 Published by under Late-stage PhD student

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A font even better than Comic Sans for my thesis defense

Jul 11 2013 Published by under Asian Americanism, Late-stage PhD student

If only it came with a β symbol...

Chinese Takeaway

 

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